ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

My life…

(Source: sporksundwaffles, via gracepaik14)

our-onedirection:

“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”

He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”

My respect for this child has raised 649684654%

(Source: my-holmes-chapel-homie-hazza, via fuckyeahloldemort)

dietchola:

i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over

beep beep mother fuckers

(via fuckyeahloldemort)