homeboy is strokin off behind a sack of potatoes dat how he got so dam swole
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homeboy is strokin off behind a sack of potatoes dat how he got so dam swole
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will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
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i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
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STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
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do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
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